• "We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own."
    my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)

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  • mothballmilkshake:

    When I’m dating a man I’m no longer bisexual

    Just like when I’m at home, I’m no longer employed

    Or when I’m not studying I’m no longer a student.

    Mmm object impermanency 

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  • I need to get my face chub evicted

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