Wise words from my mom (via nialljhoren)
Too many young girls don’t know how to act when someone’s being inappropriate with them. They giggle or they try to brush it off. Don’t do that. Tell them to go fuck themselves - be a bitch. If someone’s being disrespectful to you, be disrespectful right back. Show them the same amount of respect that they show you.
god: let there be light!
boy: haha and then what? (;
- Baby: M-m-m
- Me: Marxism will prevail?
- Baby: M-mommy
- Me: You are a bourgeois sympathist baby and if you had been educated you would need reeducation. Instead, I will raise you as a communist
consider the following: let me peg you
I want to do the everyman or uberman sleep schedule